While I appreciate your enthusiasm for helping out, we must be clear on some key things before we continue to 'work' together:
The first I just mentioned.
The second is that you cannot wipe wet paint off the walls with a towel.
The third is that when you are vacuuming and the vacuum suddenly makes an ear-piercing howl, you cannot keep vacuuming.
And the last (for now) is that you cannot use the same disinfecting wipe to clean the silverwear that you just used to clean the floor.
Now, I understand that these seem a bit restrictive and discouraging but I will gladly show you all the ways you can help out around the house. And little one, please understand that I enjoy your aid immensely and absolutely love having you right by my side as we scrub and wash and spray our way to a cleaner house.