Once again, my hubby has managed to make me smile with his low-key one-liners and sensible demeanor. I hope this one, as well as the following, will put a smile on your face too...
"Be smarter than the styrofoam."
"Don't stick the battery in your ear, dude."
"Just don't put the French fry in your ear."
"If you don't stop crying I'm going to tickle you."
"You can't handle the daddy!"