"Why would I tell you to sit on your head?"

"So the woodpecker is driving?"

"Is there a reason you're wearing flip flops in the snow?"

"When is it okay to eat candy for breakfast?"

"How did the cat get in the dishwasher?"

"Did you just lick the dog?"

"Why would you put gum on the cat?!"

"How could the dinosaur be afraid of the dolphin?"

"But...why is it okay to sleep naked?"

"Where did you last have your feet?"

"Aren't you cold without your legs?"


Thanks to all who sent these in! Hilarious. Keep 'em coming...