"Look mommy, look." ha ha he he
"Just a minute, buddy." (i'm getting the water ready for a bath so son is naked, waiting)
"Ha ha, look mommy!"
"What's up?" (done with water so i turn around)
"Watch this." (son shows me how toy batman can make his, uh, component move)
I have to admit, I felt a little weird saying what I said. But I said it. So I'll share it.