Welcome to Mommy (and Daddy) Lingo!
Hi and thanks for visiting this site. As a mother of 3 I've said some pretty odd stuff over these past 10 years and thought it would be fun to write a bunch of them down.
And now, with the encouragement of my brother, I'd like to share some of these unconventional, yet practical, phrases. Enjoy!
Monday, October 25, 2010
"Don't wipe the bacon on his face."
Who needs to be told that, huh?! It seems as though there is an unwritten, unsaid rule out there that goes something like this: 'One shall not wipe any food item on another person, especially on the face.' And if not, there certainly should be. But then it'd be written...