Welcome to Mommy (and Daddy) Lingo!

Hi and thanks for visiting this site. As a mother of 3 I've said some pretty odd stuff over these past 10 years and thought it would be fun to write a bunch of them down.

And now, with the encouragement of my brother, I'd like to share some of these unconventional, yet practical, phrases. Enjoy!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

☺"Chicken nuggets do NOT go inside the ninja turtle."☺

Uh, why not? the kid was probably wondering. And this mom from MI is not the only one having to deal with kids putting food in, um, interesting places:

"An English muffin is not a floppy disk to put in daddy's computer" - said to a 3-4 year old in the 80's after dad's computer went down.

"Tucker, get that string bean out of your nose." - a dad said he remembers calling home while on a business trip..."I no sooner asked 'how are things going?' than my wife turned away from the receiver and shouted those words."

"Bananas do not go into the toilet." - posted in a preschool class list of rules. This mom explains, "Apparently this was enough of a problem that the teacher felt the practice needed to be formally banned."

This is quite a popular topic and there are many, many more hilarious quotes related to food in strange spots, so I'll stop now and continue later!

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